FBook Rant
Facebook really pisses me off. Why I continue to belong to it…I don’t know?
Maybe it’s for those random times when you are telling a friend about someone you used to know that you’re friends with on facebook. You know the story… “oh my gosh, when I was in high school, there was this guy that… (really funny story ensues)… you should totally look him up on facebook”.
Or maybe it’s the times when you get to have a look back at those former friends and see who got married, had kids, gained weight, is dating someone you know…etc… but other than those rare once a month times, it’s really pretty annoying.
My current complaint is the stupid couples that post on each other’s walls about how much they love each other. Really? Like “I love you, babe. You’re the greatest!” or “Thanks so much for visiting me at work today. You’re so sweet. I’m so lucky I found you”. Excuse me while I vomit. Why the hell do you feel the need to gross out the rest of the public with your public displays of affection. I don’t give a crap about how much you love each other. Especially when you see each other EVERY FREAKING DAY! Come on!
But no one says it better than Julian Smith…